Patrick Coate has shamed me.

Shamed me into posting on the blog, that is. He told me he has been reading it. What a compliment.

I skipped class yesterday and today becaues of my little illness, which is just sore throat and coughing. Then I went in to work and sat close to strangers and talked and coughed on them.

I have been posting on the Something Awful Dot Com forums quite a bit. It is fun and exciting. I will not tell you my username. Tee hee.

Also the Browns are 2-2 and the Indians start the playoffs this week and the Rangers start the regular season this week.

Uhh that is the news these days. I have not been following the news as strictly as I sometimes do but I know Hilary is still leading the Democrats and Nosferatu is high among non-insane conservatives (contradiction har har har). If you did not know, Rudy Giuliani is Nosferatu. And he has the worst foreign policy imaginable.

I found a funny website based on the Something Awful forums. It is called Fat Goon Blog. "Goons" is the name for forum members at SA. "Fat goons" are most goons. A "blog" is this. Fat Goon Blog is a collection of real comments about food made by goons on the forums. It is very funny and horrifying. It is much like The People Have Spoken, but limited to the forums.

And in other news, send in your questions for Zteve. He has grown tired of reading Dear Abby, as any sane person would.

Love,

Steve