The world according to Steve.

Oh my God guys I haven't posted since September 18.

Let's see what's happening in the world here...

- Bush refused to meet with President Ahmadinejad of Iran. I just spelled his name from memory, because I am awesome. My theory is Bush didn't want to acknowledge that American support for Israel is the cause of all problems everywhere.
- Coup in Thailand. My theory is that the U.S. backed it as part of the War on Terror.
- Protests in Hungary. My theory is that a lying Socialist government is better than an honest capitalist one.
- Pope insulted some Muslims with a centuries-old quote. My theory is that the Pope is an evil German gnome, and if his point was lost on the Muslim masses then he needs to make his point more clearly. Another part of my theory is that "sorry you reacted poorly" is another insult, not an apology.
- Government report says the Iraq War is creating more terrorists, but would make the U.S. much safer if the U.S. eventually wins. My theory is that the U.S. cannot eventually win because the democratic government will come to be seen as a puppet, especially if politicians on both sides of the aisle try to censor that government regarding Israel.

Okay, now a fun game: which of my theories was I really serious about?

Scroll down for a hint.











(Hint: all of them.)

Here's an article: http://www.flyernews.com/article.php?section=Opinions&volume=54&issue=7&artnum=02.

I like the new Opinions section editor, Kevin Timms. His headlines are pretty good. Although he wrote a news section article this time, it got me all confused. Like when Fox News interrupts the O'Reilly Factor (opinion) with a two-minute news summary (actual news). You know, just to blur the line as much as possible.

In other news: I got lots of shit to do. GRE, grad school, school right now, thesis, Joe Beumer's play, lots of shit. I gotta get started on this presentation for Rhetorical Criticism. You know, the one due tomorrow.

As terrible as they are, go Browns.

Love,

Steve

Not exactly a roaring comeback.

Oh, Christ. I don't even know where to start.

I haven't posted since the end of July. Fuck, man.

All right, look. I have shit to do. Classes, and shit. Sorry, okay?

I've written a couple articles for Flyer News, if you didn't know. Nothing too crazy yet. One about bin Laden and why we should stop supporting Israel (hint: it will prevent future terrorist attacks), and one about the Chilean school protests and how that will never happen in the U.S.

I think for my next one I'm going to describe how thrilled I would be with a third party. Maybe something else. I'm not sure.

It seems like I work all the time. I don't think I'm being a baby about it, either.

Also, I love Guitar Hero, the video game for Playstation 2. Aaron and Stew and everybody across the street own it. It is wonderful. I like it.

Okay I'll put up those two articles for my non-UD friends (i.e. Hoffy) then I'll think up something to write here next time.

If you have a question for Zteve, fire away, motherfucker.

Love,

Steve

http://www.flyernews.com/article.php?volume=54&issue=3§ion=Opinions&artnum=05

http://www.flyernews.com/article.php?volume=54&issue=5§ion=Opinions&artnum=02