Saturday, February 02, 2008

TO: Hispanic high school girl on bus

RE: drawn-on eyebrows
SUBJ: they are horrible

why do you do this? it is so hideous

it's not enough that you are quite overweight and you have applied gloss to your lips with a spackle knife? what do you think this constant look of horror/shock does for you, exactly? i will tell you: it qualifies you as the most unappealing cow on the farm.

cease immediately,
yours,
sw

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